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What is the Church of the Craic

The Church of the Craic is all about you
It’s about taking all the negatives in your life and making them into positives. It’s about becoming who you really are. You want to be sound, and you want to have the craic. We can help you.
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The Craic and Soundness are intrinsically linked. One cannot exist without the other. When you look around the world you’ll see many people who are not sound, what do you notice about them?
Yes, they are unhappy, incapable of having the craic.
You could easily be one of those people, in fact, you probably are.

Here are some common warning signs?
Have you ever been mean to a friend or family member and regretted it?
Do you think that other people in movies or online are having a better life than you?
Do you ever feel alone?
Neck or back pain?

Hundreds of years of human evolution have devolved our ability to have the craic. But now there is an awakening, millions of people are turning the tides. It’s time to Take Back the Craic. Will you stand with us?

Only we can help you activate the dormant craic nodes in your body to make you have more craic.
As you progress up the levels of soundness, more and more good craic will happen around you, within you, and because of you. It’s not magic, it’s science. It’s happening right now in our centres all over the world. Level 10 sounders can brighten up a room with their presence; start a sing-song on a bus; carry 4 or 5 pints at a time; and even have the craic all on their own.

When you study with us at the Church of the Craic, you will find your output of soundness increase after the very first session, which will help you to have the Craic in your daily life and achieve any of your dreams. The sky’s the limit. You make the decision.

Take control of your life, Come along to one of our free weekly meetings and see the Awakening for yourself.






Commandments
- Have the craic
- Facilitate others to have the craic.
- Be inclusive in the craic, the more the merrier.
- Don’t have the craic at the expense of those who are just trying to have the craic themselves,  unless they are being anti-craic fools and deserve to be punished.
- Stop reading this and go have the craic.
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